January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
casi-pero-no:
septimovicio:
vhitolaiho:
oldfamiliarway:
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12:00 am
12:01 am
JJAJAJA CSM
Djmnhfjkdjnhfjdhfkdjihtgfusje
xD
OH! almost forgot
Happy new year to all of my followers, to those who have been there since I joined tumblr at the start of this year and for those who just followed me a couple of days ago, you are all awsome 8’D *specially since lately I see lots of followers liking/rebloging my stuff* you’re great guys :D I’ll try to keep my blog as entertaining as possible so you guys don’t get bored
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k, goodbye 2011 you have sucked soooooo bad
2012 you’re gonna be my bitch.
I’m out (r)
December 2011
I liked how this year started rather than how it’s finishing
meh
mi cuarto huele a rico
y no se de donde ha vuelto ese olor
…
pero huele a rico D:
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i-am-from-mars replied to your post: tener memoria de casi absolutamente TODO puede ser una gran tortura
te creo.
porque uno termina recordando cosas que no quiere recordar de una forma demasiado detallada =n=
tener memoria de casi absolutamente TODO puede ser...
srsly
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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dumbdeviantart:
CATSlaughingalonewithallyourbase: best fanfic 2 →
archejoiyo:
zanreosauce:
Confused Love
Spongebob finished packing. Ever since Voldemort, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Spongebob had been tasty.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing licked him, all was dead. So today, Valentine’s Day, he was going on the internet to become a high washing machine.
Just then, there was a pulsating knock at the door. Spongebob opened...
omocat:
new years resolutions:
learn how to talk to people
get better at making things
be happy
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AGH me quiero ir a vivir solo
me llega al pincho mi viejo
me llega al pincho mi hermano
jodanse todos en esta casa
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alien-pubic-hair replied to your post: alien-pubic-hair replied to your post: ok estoy…
fuck, creo que te acosare e ire a tu jato para hacer las previas a año nuevo YAY ;^;
yo….yo ya tuve suficiente con los panqueques
no se cuanto le he hechado pero ala mierda me siento totalmente dizzy @-@
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i-am-from-mars replied to your post: alien-pubic-hair replied to your post: ok estoy…
yo tendre pisco y vino -y si puedo robarme un poco anizado- envidio la cantidad de alcohol que tienes ahi,
no significa que vaya a tomarme todo
my parents suck 8C
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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alien-pubic-hair replied to your post: ok estoy picado
You lucky slut! hahaha que planes tienes para recibir al ultimo año en la tierra? ahora quiero tomar csm!! solo tengo un solitario vinito en mi refri hahaha me mira nostalgicamente
yo tengo uuuh… *chequea el armario*
cerveza
vodka
amaretto
baileys
vino
vino
vino
pisco
vino
vino
cachasa o como se escriba
martini
pisco
y...
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i-am-from-mars replied to your post: i-am-from-mars replied to your post: ok estoy…
HE LOVES YOU, o queire mas pancakes con bailey’s
nos los tragamos entre los dos
y ahora cro que el pobre esta picado mas que yo 8C…bueno es un perro
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
Me: I caaaaaaaant, i just bloody can't
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i-am-from-mars replied to your post: ok estoy picado
si tu perro vomita va a ser kinda sucky para ti.
no para de lamerme el brazo mirandome fijamente
kinda creepy
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Manjar Colun
(Patricio Torres postea el comercial de Manjar Colun)
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Patricio Torres: Mi mamá me quiere tooooodo esto x)
Yo: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww amo ese comercial! es un clásico!
Patricio Torres: Es parte de nuestra infancia X)
Patricia Acuña: mi mamá me quiere todo esto y la luna, el sol y el gato.
Patricio Torres: Mi mamá me pega y me da manjar colun XD
Patricia Acuña: (by the way, mis hijos no podrán decir que los quiero más que el gato)
Yo: "y el gato"? eso decía... nunca lo entendí ._.
Patricia Acuña: sí, dice eso, encontraron al loco y le preguntaron qué diablos decía... y era el gato :B
Yo: xd entonces qué dimensiones o conceptos tendrá ese niño del los gatos ._. bien rarito ah!
Patricio Torres: Mi mamá quiere más a su perro XD
Yo: x'DDD fuerte lo tuyo xd
Patricio Torres: A él le da pedigre con manjar colun ^^
Yo: wn! x'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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ok estoy picado
ala mierda
y mi perro tambien